I throw my hands up in the air sometimes
sayin’ WAIT SHIT NO COME BACK I NEED THOSE
(Source: iamtonysexual, via awksmycocks)
Why can’t rappers rap about nice things?
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
(Source: the-vashta-nerada, via -hogwarts)
I love this dog so much, I had to make something.
Mineee
whenever i see this on my dash i have to reblog it again and again
(via err-addict)
what if i bought a cactus and carried it around and just whacked everyone who pisses me off with the cactus
(Source: kardashitans, via awksmycocks)
